A Monster Giveaway

In which Norm holds a contest.

A Monster Giveaway
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

You like it when dinosaurs jump around and eat people, yes? You're a resident of Canada, yes? Trick question: All residents of Canada like it when dinosaurs jump around and eat people. Thanks, museums!

To get everyone all revved up for next week's physical release of Gareth Edwards' Jurassic Park: Rebirth, Universal Pictures Home Entertainment Canada is offering copies of the 4K/Blu-ray combo set to two lucky Shiny Things subscribers.

All you have to do is e-mail me at normwilner@gmail.com with the subject line "Clever Giveaway" by 9 pm ET / 6 pm PT on Sunday, September 7th, and you'll be entered into a random draw. And again, with regrets, this contest is open to Canadian residents only. Tariffs and stuff, I think.

HELLO, I HAVE A PO BOX IN VANCOUVER

Obligatory promotional copy:

Five years after the events of JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION, the planet's ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH IS AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL PLATFORMS TO OWN OR RENT NOW AND ON 4K UHD, BLU-RAY™ & DVD SEPTEMBER 9, 2025

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